Log start: 5:11am April 25th 2009
Incase of awkwardness, there are three things that you can do.
So ever since i went to college, i meet people of all personalities, and one type of personality that i recently learned how to categorize and deal with is called awkwardness.
No need to explain what awkwardness is, if you're reading my blog, i'm assuming that you're of some intelligence level...
So just yesterday i just came up with the complete awkwardness leveling system.
the levels get more extreme as the number gets higher, but it's not that complicated because it's only three levels.
Level One: Awkward Turtle
The awkward turtle in my scale is used to deal with lesser cases of awkwardness. Things that you know are awkward but it's really not that serious and you want to break the tension in the conversation... you do the awkward turtle xD
my personal experience is that for low level of awkwardness i can change the topic so fast that i don't even bother doing a turtle anymore...
Level Two: Awkward Turkey
The picture is a little complicated, so i'll explainyour left hand like you're grabbing something. After that you make a "thumbs up" with your right hand and then attach the base of the "thumbs up" to the center of your "grabbing" palm. Then at the same time, expand and contract the 5 fingers on the grabbing palm and your thumb of the "thumbs up" hand.
This is for mid cases of awkwardness.
i have to give credit to someone named Lisa for showing me this back in freshman year. But at the same time i think i've used this most on you LOL
Level Three: Haduken
I give the credit of this one to Abby. She has a friend that's so awkward that she does the Awkward HADUKEN to counter his awkwardness.
This one is for EXTREME awkwardness. like no joke, super hardcore stuff.
I learnt this one yesterday, so i haven't had the chance to try it yet. But i don't think i'll have a chance to try it soon, the only person i know would come in between levels 2 and 3 on my scale. i don't think anyone has yet to reach the ultimate awkwardness level yet...
So, awkward situations come up everyday in life, be sure to arm yourself with these three weapons XD
It will pull you out of a sticky situation!
HakoneDayDreamer, it seems the quality of my posts are slowly diminishing -_- *cry cry*
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