God damned fucking shit government services

Log start: 7:47am April 13th 2009

That God damned fucking shit government service they call the IRS can shove their fucking attitude up their fucking shit holes.
i didn't have to wake up at 7 fucking AM to call them if they weren't so fucking greedy holding back my aunt's tax return money.

I call them at 7am this morning only to listen in to some fucking loud shit classical music for 30 God damned minutes to come to a loud guy who identified himself as a fucking 7 digit binomial number which was too fast for me to even write down when i'm fucking fully awake.

Then he's like "What's your social security number?"
and i went "Oh, hold on"
AND THEN HE HAS THE GUTS TO GIVE ME A FUCKING ATTITUDE:
"You don't know your social security number?" - Yeah it sounds pretty fucking normal but you should of heard his fucking voice.
so i went "i'm calling for my aunt because she can't speak english"
and he went "can you give me her name"
SO I GAVE HIM HER NAME.

SIMPLE, NO?

WELL NO, IT'S NEVER THAT FUCKING SIMPLE FOR PEOPLE WHO RECOGNIZE US AS FUCKING NUMBERS, IS IT!?
and he goes IN A LOUD FUCKING VOICE "No, can SHE give us her name"

TO CLARIFY THINGS UP, I'M NOT THE ONE GOING CRAZY AM I?
I did just say that she can't speak English, well mr fucking binomial man, are you some kind of retard?

so i'm like "no, she can't speak english"

and then he's like "sorry, we can't give you any more information"
and he hung up.

o.o

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL.
ARE THEY SOME FUCKING RETARDS??!?!?!?

i have all the information needed in my hand, which by the way, is listed on the IRS website.
AND NOW, i'm calling in replacement of a non-english speaking citizen and then i'm treated over the phone like some throw away number which has no power whatsoever.

come to think of it, i should of fucking taken up 2 more hours of his time by asking about my own fucking tax return. see how he likes to get his time fucking wasted. son of a bitch.

i take back whatever i said about Dell customer service for my desktops.

THIS SHIT IS SO MUCH FUCKING WORSE.

And if you're thinking, well they're just following rules.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
HOW IS THE NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING PERSON SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND ALL OF THIS?

And now that i can't even call to fucking find out, because "i don't have the power to"
how is she going to get her tax returns back????

I sense a major flaw in this fucking system. i truly, honestly do.
AND THEN THIS FUCKTARD WHO THINKS
"omg i hate this fucking world, i dropped out of college to work as a phone line assistant for the IRS and i have to answer calls at 7am"
AND HAS POOR CUSTOMER SERVICE,

HE CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF UP THE ASS.

Fucking bastard.



HakoneDayDreamer, IF I COULD REMEMBER HIS 7-DIGIT BINOMIAL NUMBER, i would call to fucking complain about this attitude, which was the WORST experience about this phone call. I need to copy it down next time. ARGH!



EDIT:::

For English, Press 1.
Para espanol, entrar numero dos.

i wasn't going to say anything about this but as my rage still flows within me, i can't sleep again without saying this.

For a country that nationalizes ENGLISH as the main fucking language, how can you only have spanish translators?
And i'm not saying anything bad about the spanish language, it's awesome, i have spanish friends, they have spanish friends, they speak spanish, i speak spanish, i learned spanish, it's all cool.
but OTHER THAN English or Spanish, for a country where the minorities are going to outnumber the "majority" isn't it smart to have every fucking language translators possible? (well at least the top 5 maybe)
let's say... members of the United Nations security council???
i'm not asking for fucking 91378136513956896135 different languages.
BUT IF WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AN UNBIASED COUNTRY THAT'S SO FUCKING GREAT AND ALL, wouldn't it make sense to have translators to the top world powers!?!?!?!

Is that too much to ask for?
Let's see who sits on our UN Security Council today.
With its 5 permanent members.
1) United States - English
2) United Kingdom - English
3) Russia - Russian
4) France - French
5) China - Chinese

OK, SO THAT'S 4 of the top languages. IF THAT'S NOT TOO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK.
Now here's the other members;
6) Austria to 2010
7) Japan to 2010
8) Uganda to 2010
9) Burkina Faso to 2009
10) Libyan Arab Jamahiriya to 2009
11) Vietnam to 2009
12) Costa Rica to 2009
13) Mexico to 2010
14) Croatia to 2009
15) Turkey to 2010

OK, NOT A LOT OF THOSE MATTER ANYWAY; but here's a nice suggestion.
English, Russian, French, Chinese, Spanish TRANSLATORS!? HOW ABOUT THAT FOR A SUGGESTION!?
We can even limit it down to FOUR! Since french people know english too!
WE CAN HAVE 4 OF THE FUCKING LARGEST LANGUAGES BEING TRANSLATED IF WE FUCKING TRIED.

English
Russian
Chinese
Spanish

THESE ARE THE FOUR MOST WIDELY SPOKEN LANGUAGES IN THE WORLD, WHY DOES AMERICA ONLY SUPPORT TWO>>>????

WHAT THE FUCK?

super edit version 2.0:
looks like i got binomial and alphanumerical mixed up.
Oh well, too bad.