Wednesday, April 1, 2009

20 too young vs 20 too old

Log start: 1:07am April 1st 2009
April Fools
Truth be told: This entry is not an April Fools joke, i would never do something so horrible -_-

My 20th birthday passed last week, i know nothing was special about 20 in the United States, seeing how only the United States, Indonesia, and some random island out in the pacific limits the drinking age to 21.
So i didn't think of my 20th as something that super duper special. To me, 20 is just 18+2, less than 21, greater than 18.
But why is 18 so special?
Well, 18 is the "Legal" age for a lot of the world, 18 is finally where you get to say (in my case) "Yes! I am a man; WORLD, HEAR ME ROAR!" *applies for credit card*
I get to vote, i get to buy cigarettes(i'm not a smoker, just because i have the power to doesn't mean i use it) and i get to have a drivers license! Hot. In Europe, i can even rent my own prostitute for the night! and in Quebec, i can even drink!

19: I can drink in the rest of the world besides US, boooo.
20: WTF NOTHING HAPPENS!

That's basically how i rank 18-20.

Now that i'm 20, i'm not a teen! i am a true maaaaannnnnn that took 2 years after 18 to mature and age and have my back hurt more than when i was 15.

Okay.

So, you would think that if a group of same aged friends wanted to go on vacation, they would be able to rent a place out of state, ya?

Sorry, now i'm 20 too young.
Car insurance, you need to be 25 so they don't charge you a fucking large amount of money that 18yr olds can't afford to pay.
Rent: "LOLs KIDDO, GROW SOME PUBES" <-- dramatized
Alcohol: "LOLED, ALCOHOL? WAT!? GET ON THAT MUTHA FUCKIN PLANE WITH DEM MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES AND GET TO THE MIDDLE EAST TO SECURE SOME MUTHA FUCKIN OIL SON!" <-- dramatized

*sigh* when being an adult isn't enough, you are stuck between a world of when you were once a teen and the life of an adult.
Ages 18-20, the ages where you are living in the void, unaccepted by both major groups of society, the teens and the adults. the rejects of the teenage world and the babies of the adult world.
If anyone has seen the latest episode of Bleach where Aizen casts Severing Void to stop the kido captain's attack, think of it like this, children are running to attack "adults" and the "adults" cast Severing Void to stop children from attacking them. Only letting children who have submit to the will of the "adults" pass. It sounds nerdy, but i can't be bothered to think of another correlation right now.

Normally, i would be relaxed and be like "i'll think of something later" but i can't sit around and do nothing. Many of spring break, summer break, winter break plans failed before (ok.. i lied.. all of them failed) so i'm even more motivated this year to get things done. I NEED A VACATION OUTSIDE OF THE STATE, SCHOOL, AND HOME!

Need someplace to relax, to just sit down, stare at the sun, sleep and then get a sunburn so i can call myself stupid. must get away ~_~

If all fails, i might as well take my car, travel up north, visit some people on the way and then find myself at a bar in Toronto ordering drinks.... that's so sad.

I usually don't exert a lot of effort... usually runing on 75% because it's more convenient but to get this trip done, i might have to put more effort in it...
this is so gay -_-

20 too young vs 20 too old
The place where people within the ages of 18-20 lie around daily, unsupported and abandoned by society. A place where i will never see again in a year, and a place that shouldn't even exist in the first place that somehow exists in the United States because of the fucking homosexual protestants that founded this country. *sigh*

HakoneDayDreamer, *sings to the YMCA theme*, F.A.I.L. they just want us to F.A.I.L.

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