2x Fire Alarms + Stove explosion = one giant idiot

Log start: 10:40am March 23th 2009

I don't know if the same person who tried to fucking blow the building up yesterday was the same fucking tard face who pulled the alarm at 10:12am today but if it's the same person, you should go into hiding. This whole building, the police, the firemarshal, campus residence, AND LARRY COONFARE (our RHD) (i don't know which is scarier, the whole building (~240 heads) or larry coonfare) is looking for you.

This guy's just an idiot raised to the infinite power... i don't know if his ass was drunk when he tried to blow the building up using the stove and now another prank at 10'oclock in the morning... he's getting his ass beat if he's found by all the residents in this building.

No cooking for the building for more than a month
losing sleep
waking everyone up
being a total complete jackass

ughhhh
i'm so sleepy right now i can't even think right...

MUST....GO....IDIOT HUNTING!!! (instead of witch hunting ~_~)

HAKONEDAYDREAMER, if another alarm rings, LARRY WILL EAT YOUR BABIES FOR BREAKFEST.