Collective driving rants v1.0

Log start: 5:09 pm June 2nd 2009

Every since i started going to school at Stony Brook, i feel that my driving is more calmed, relaxed, and more sophisticated. Compared to the driving in NYC, Long Islanders drive very cooly and they seem to drift with the wind wherever they go.
As soon as i come back to the city for a long vacation, i feel my old road rage habit come up again at full blast.
i constantly yell out (with my windows closed of course, and it's only me in the car)
"WHAT THE FUCK!? GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE MORON! LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE!"
or
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? MOOOOVEEE ITTT!!!!!"
or my favorite...
"these kids need to learn how to fucking drive" (and i say it like i'm so much older than they are xD)

these habits... they just don't come to me naturally, they're forced on to me by the stupid people who barely passed their road test and still don't know how to drive after 10,20, perhaps even 30 years of driving.

So the main thing that jogged my road rage back happened about a week ago when i was driving my brother, my mom, and my aunt to flushing. i was traveling down jewish main street going towards flushing.
i had just passed the first green light on the 495(long island expressway) mini overpass bridge thing when suddenly. this old guy yells out the window. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE!!!"
and i was eager to see who he was yelling at.
i was saying to myself "wow this guy must really be really bad" so i look around and saw no one around us.

and then my blood pressure shot through the roof as a stared him down going past him at 35mph.

The thing is, i wasn't even doing anything wrong, i was getting yelled at for driving correctly while he was blaming me for this stupid fucking mistake. LOL.
so this is how it went.

There are three lanes on each side of the over pass. the 2 right lines are to go straight and the left one is for turning left ONLY.
that wigger (sorry if this offends you... well, i'm not really sorry. you get the point... no racism intended) was on the left lane and apparently i didn't let him cut into my lane.

WELL, SORRY FOR NOT YIELDING THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR WAY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T READ THE GOD DAMMED SIGNED CORRECTLY.
and by the way, once you get on that lane, THERES A FUCKING SOLID LINE WHICH SO HAPPENS TO MEAN YOU CAN'T SWITCH LANES.
Fuck tard.

So i get yelled at for being right, what kind of world is this?

So that's it for ranting so far.
This next one isn't really a rant... i just found it kinda funny, yet offending.
So i went to the Key Food (supermarket... -_-) by my house to get some chick peas; i was making hummus... <333
i had just come out of the store and got into my car. and i roll my windows down everytime i get in my car because it's so hot now i need to let the hot and muggy air out of the car.
i back up and i'm about to go forward when this kid RUNS across the road in front of me.
and hear me out, my gear was in REVERSE, i didn't even shift it to drive yet. and his mother goes "watch out son! it's a chinese man behind the wheel, they're dangerous"

now i'm thinking to myself. "Fuck son, did you really just say that?"
i was offended OUT OF MY MIND when i heard that... i almost flipped (road rage level up!)
So i get it, during my junior year in high school some asian lady drove without a license and crashed into a kid next to my school making him lose his legs.
Ok, it was all over the news.
BUT WTF? one asian lady's reputation ruins it for our whole fucking race?

I would like to call BS. But how would i look if i got out of the car or even yelled out the window? i wouldn't want to be the one teaching the little kid some new words... but i was really outraged... it's just a little funny when i think of it now, just a little.
but i get dissed for not moving my car, yelled at for driving correctly, and now my whole race are full of irresponsible and bad drivers?

I hate you people who are so shallow and retarded... grow some fucking balls and tighten up your vaginas you GROWN ass people. Now i'm not saying that EVERYONE is stupid, just people who can't even think INSIDE THE BOX. i'm not asking for much... i don't want to to tear up the box like lil bow wow in Tokyo Drift (movie quote). i don't want you to think outside the box like White Castle. i just want you to be able to think inside the box.... so you don't think EVERYTHING you do is right and the others are wrong...

Not saying i'm 100% awesomely correct and i'm a driving god or anything... just saying you should STOP YELLING AT ME WHEN I'M DOING THINGS CORRECTLY!

Aiya.



HakoneDayDreamer, people these days... *sigh* humanity has lost hope... or did the world just lose hope in americans?